Sunday, August 28, 2011

When are you all gonna learn

Why is it so hard for you people to get it through your heads that no one is fooled by all the crap that you do.  I mean really, you don't think anyone else has ever done what you are doing before, and apparently you are the very first one to do it, so it's so new you don't even have a name for it yet?

Please, I was born at night, just not last night. 

You people disgust me, you expect everything and do nothing.  Well you want that go hop on the welfare wagon, at least that way I don't have to see you on a daily basis.  Since I can thank our wonderful government for another taxpayer funded program that has failed miserably.

Oh and while we are on that subject, if you plan on dying anytime soon, you better sign over any of your worldly possessions now, the 50% death tax is going to reinstate in 2012, so if you don't want to fork over half of what you worked for to uncle obama, sign over everything now.

I have to go out every day and bust my ass to keep what I have, and you fuckers are out there just sucking off the tit of society.  Pop your lips off of society's tit, unpucker your lips, change your diaper if need be, and start doing an honest days work.  Quit feeding off everyone else, cause honestly my nipple hurts from all the people like you sucking on it all the time.

but i digress

We've all been around and done all the thinks you think is so new and fresh that you can get away scott free, WRONG.  Hey, that's ok though, this will be a life lesson you can give to your kids (god help them) as they get to this stage, if you don't learn from this then you are bound to repeat it.



Saturday, July 30, 2011

2 Questions

Are you people that blinded by the first black man has been elected as President?
Are you people aware that he is not even a citizen of the US?

Here are a few facts in case you were not aware:

Article II
.....No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.......

Cars and stupidity

Stupid people should not be allowed to own let alone drive a car.

Let me explain before you all get twisted about it.

1. If you are not mechanically inclined - DO NOT attempt to repair your own car!

2. If you are not sure where the gas goes in your car, DO NOT drive it!

3. If you are not able to walk and chew gum at the same time - TAKE A BUS!

What I have seen people doing while they drive absolutely boggles my mind.  Some things I can understand on an occasional basis but not every day.  Here are a few examples i've seen:

eating breakfast - eating a granola bar while you drive, ok no big deal, but a container of yogurt and or a bowl of cereal!  Are you people freaking nuts!

reading - glancing the headlines on your pocket pc, a bit dangerous, but trying to read the local newspaper? when is it that important you have to read it before you get to work?!

talking - I normally have no problem with this, but you are holding a phone to one ear, and flailing your other hand around instead of holding the wheel, GEE if this ain't an accident waiting to happen - GET OFF YOUR PHONE!

for the women - Ever wonder why statistics show women are more often in accidents? Let me point out the obvious, where to start........fixing makeup, doing your hair, changing your shoes, putting on pantyhose, texting all your friends on your phone, and the list goes on and on and on. 

End of an Era

Well the Atlantis has landed thus ending the space program.  This my not be a bad thing, ending the Government funding opens the door for the private funding which is the American way.

How many government programs have you seen that ever succeed let alone thrived?

I can honestly say not many, NASA was the exception.

If I had the money I would definitely put it toward the space program, that is the next step in our exploration, whether it be inner space of our vast oceans or outer space in the vast universe.

Drama

I'm sure at least one of you out there either knows or works with a "drama queen".

I have had my fill of these types of people, I mean come on, GROW UP!!

Why do you people insist on making every fu**ing thing a big drama, this is life, if you can't handle it please do us all a favor and keep it to yourself, we don't care about your problems, we all have our own to deal with.

If you want sympathy you are looking in the wrong place, go find a nice bar to hang out at and let your heart bleed to the bartender, because I DON'T CARE!

Anyone who knows me, knows I very seldom make a big issue of anything, ever, so why am I subjected to have to listen to your mutterings of misery and despair?  It seems everyone brings all their suffering to me and expects understanding.  Should I have become a psychologist?  I am starting to wonder.  The hours would be a lot better and the pay, well lets just say I'd be doing very well.

Maybe a lifestyle change is in order,  I'll keep you posted..........

Thanks for reading and have a nice day.........................

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Hard to part with a part of your life

It was a hard day for me personally, I had to part with a piece of my life that I have given a lot of time, blood, sweat and tears into.  It was my beloved Escort GT.  In a long story short, when I got it, it was not running neglected and down right pathetic.  I put my full effort into this car, I built it up and gave it a new life but at the end it was the age and weather that did her in.  I wish I could have kept her, just to pass it to my son, but as it was being loaded onto the flatbed and as she was riding high just one last time a tear came to my eye realizing that was the end of a decade and the end of a dream passing it onto my son. 

On a lighter note I did luck into another one in a different color and I manged in the length of 6 months put all of my knowledge of what I did to that one into the new car.  All of the mods and tech stuff that I had done he now knows and has hands on experience, so now the dream off passing it on has been rekindled, and I know deep down he will be able to maintain and continue modding after I leave off and maybe if all goes well he can pass it on to his son.

A teary departure and resurrection, to use a quote "...these are the best of times, these are the worst of times....."  this is proven time and time again to be so true.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

July 4th

If you are easily offended, continue reading, because I don't care!

As a Nation we are celebrating our freedom, by breaking away from England 250+ years ago and celebrating the men and women who put their lives on the line, past and present, to maintain our freedom.

I would like to give my own little tribute to this celebration;

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

If you do not understand what this Pledge means follow the link below and listen.
http://www.breitbart.tv/flashback-red-skeltons-pledge-of-allegiance/

Sunday, June 19, 2011

A random rant

Here it is another random rant and rave about anything and everything

Where in the **** do these people get their drivers licenses from?  I am starting to think it is a giveaway.......que announcers voice.... "...... AND GET YOUR OFFICIAL PA DRIVERS LICENSE IN JUST 4 DAYS WHEN YOU SEND IN 25 BOXTOPS OF CRISPY KRITTERS  SNACK BARS IN A POSTAGE PAID ENVELOPE TO ......"  I mean really, does anyone have get theirs the old fashioned way?

and another thing....

What is all this garbage about "Organic"  If it was grown in one way shape or form....... IT'S ORGANIC!!!
To put in a nutshell, everything from the air you breath to the clothes you wear to the gas you put in your car, to the zebra print sheets on your bed are all organic, and I'll end this topic there.

and another thing......

Hey BP how about dropping your prices to match everyone else, it's not our fault you dished out 20 million to Obama for something you screwed up.  Take the hit and move on.

While we are on the topic, let me throw in this "Green Technology", are you F*****g kidding!  It's expensive to set up, expensive to maintain, and does not produce enough of anything to at least break a even, so why would we want to go this route unless you like taking your money and pitching it out the window for a "good cause".

oh and another thing..

"Global Warming", now this is the biggest hoax so far.  Let me break it down for you, a person or foundation (person(s) with money) pay(s) a scientist (supposedly neutral) a grant (a large sum of money) for the scientist to produce a result the person or foundation wants to hear.  Get the picture?

and another thing.....

The Smart car, my personal opinion if you want to save the planet that bad, do us all a favor and stop breathing, you are using up all of the oxygen for the rest of us.  I'd rather drive a golf cart from my local country club on the highway they are alot safer looking, plus you have seating for 4 and room for the golf clubs.  Cant get that in a "Smart Car".

and another thing....

When driving on the highway there are 2 (two) lanes of traffic, the right lane is for all you "safe"/"green" people so you may enjoy your 55mph drive to wherever you are going, the left lane is for everyone else to get around you people, so please DRIVE RIGHT and stay out of the left lane..

Just to keep you all in a great mood I have a question to ask all of you.

Along with that bowl of stupid this morning, did you also have a large cup of dumb ass to wash it down?

until next time...............................

Friday, April 29, 2011

Gasoline

What the hell is up with these damn prices besides the damn prices.

I mean come on, who's soaking who here now?  To borrow a phrase "STOP THE INSANITY!!!" 

Why are we not drilling and refining our own oil, this country is sitting on one of the largest deposits of oil on the planet, and we will let everyone else drill and take OUR oil, but when it comes to us being a bit more self reliant, we get beaten down by the EPA, the greenie weenies, and whatever other enviro weenies that show up and throw a holy fit about polluting the environment.

That is a load of crap, personally if mankind was doing as much polluting as they say we are, no one and I mean no one would be able to go outside unless you had a space suit on for protection.  Whens the last time you put yours on to run to the grocery store for some milk?

I mean, can you people please wake the hell up, pull your head out of mother natures ass and take a good look around at waht is really going on around you. 

The sooner we are more self reliant, the cheaper everything will become, oh and the sooner we get the Government out of everything the cheaper everything will be.

So for humanity's sake, please pack yourself up and get your ass out of my country.

Friday, February 4, 2011

As I see it

As I see it:

- We have been brainwashed over the last 100 years to believe in things that are not true.
- We are seen as pawns in a larger game, in which we had no control.
- We as a nation have begun to awaken from this 100 year cloud.
- We as a nation are showing our mettle once again and we will over come.
- We will take back what is rightfully ours as given to us by our fore fathers.
- We will not rest until this cloud has been broken and we stand up and proudly proclaim.......
- We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and re-establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

God bless the United States of America

A conundrum

As soon as you take our first breath you are beginning to die.  So if this is true then why are we so afraid of it?
Are we all that shallow, are we all that selfish?
Why can we not learn from our past so that we do not make the same mistakes in the future?
Can we not see for the sake of seeing, or are we just blind to the obvious?
As we have 20/20 hindsight, is our foresight 10/10?
Thoughts to ponder and reflect upon, think about them and you may learn something about yourself you never knew.